Posted by parsingtime on April 10, 2013
Mommy when it is my birthday I’m going to marry you.
Well we are both girls. Girls in Texas can’t get married.
Why? I don’t like that. I’m going to marry you and Daddy and all my friends at my birthday. And I’mma marry my birthday cake.
Well there you have it kids — N is for gay marriage, polygamy and entering into a lawful union with cake.