Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Holla!

Posted by parsingtime on July 18, 2010

I just pat my child’s back (burping her) to the rhythm of Gwen Stefani’s Hollaback Girl.

They really do let anyone become parents.

Also, let me add from the last post — N threw up all over our bed while taking a huge poop (on the changing mat), it required another hair wipe down and her parents had to strip their sheets, mattress pad and sleep on top of a sleeping bag (because who wants to deal with sheets in the middle of the night).

She spit up twice in the first 14 days of life and three times yesterday.

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3 Responses to “Holla!”

  1. Hannah said

    It’s called cultural education, not bad parenting. I used to sing Mama Got Boobs to Henry. “When your mom walks in with that nonexistent waist, puts those boobies in your face, you think YUM!” You have to find someway to entertain yourself or you’ll go insane.

  2. Kelly said

    Been there. Projectile poop shot from the changing table on the pack n play all the way onto our bedspread, in the the middle of the night. Those little ones are talented.

  3. Kunal said

    Could be worse. My cousin just found out he’s having twins! And he’s a clean freak.

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