Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Come on, come out, the weather is warm

Posted by parsingtime on June 29, 2010

Dear People Who Constantly Call To See If  The Baby Is Here,

If the baby was here or there was anything for you to know, you would know.

Stop calling.

Thanks,

Parsing, who might have an apoplectic fit if this baby chooses not to come out this week

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2 Responses to “Come on, come out, the weather is warm”

  1. Emilia said

    Maybe you should get in the car and drive southwest… low atmospheric pressure is known to induce labor and a giant low pressure system is headed toward the Texas-Mexico border! Of course you probably don’t want to be near a giant low pressure system when it’s time to go into labor, but priorities… you could even name her Alex!

  2. Hannah said

    My MIL called and texted constantly the week before I was due. The week after, sure. The week before? It’s like asking the gate agent why the plane hasn’t boarded when it’s not even supposed to take off for another hour. I feel you.

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