Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

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Posted by parsingtime on April 8, 2010

I’m not even kidding you when I say that last night I looked like this man.

Except I looked like Kevin Federline the fat years. Seriously. I was wearing a wife beater and had pulled my maternity pants waistband around my non-existent waist so it looked like I was wearing saggy pants with my underwear showing.  All I needed was a hat and a scraggly goatee. I scared myself when I looked in the mirror and when I asked Husband about my trashy attire he said he hadn’t even noticed.

On the plus side Britney Spears would still sleep with me.

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