Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Prison Gang

Posted by parsingtime on September 17, 2009

We have a shower caddy and because the soap I buy isn’t flat when it is brand new it falls out of the caddy until it has flattened out enough to be less slippery when wet.

Husband while lying in bed. I’ve just gotten out of the shower.

I hope you never go to prison.

Me too.

Don’t you want to know why I hope you never go to prison?

Sure.

Because you keep dropping the soap. And you know what happens to people who drop soap in prison.

Husband!

Of course as I’m typing this out I’m wondering how that would happen in a women’s prison.

On second thought, I don’t want to know.

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2 Responses to “Prison Gang”

  1. chengster said

    has it got something to do with salads?
    perhaps serving or being served?

    sorry, i just can’t resist… hehe 😛

  2. Hannah said

    Why do husbands think such thoughts are suitable conversation?

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