Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Dude, Where’s My Car?

Posted by parsingtime on March 31, 2009

I finished grocery shopping today (let’s not ask how many grapefruits I bought because the number is shocking) and I was walking back to my car and as I approached it I thought to myself, wow, the dent doesn’t look so bad from this angle,  and then proceeded to try and open the door so that I could throw in my groceries.  For some reason my key wouldn’t work.  And that’s when I noticed a little old lady holding a lipstick tube in midair looking at me like I was trying to car jack her.  

It wasn’t my car. Whoops.

The Charlotte police have now put out an APB on a late twenties Indian woman (with a fantastic new hair cut) who uses Whole Foods reusable bags and likes to accost old ladies in silver Nissans.

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One Response to “Dude, Where’s My Car?”

  1. Random said

    One time I tried to unlock a car that wasn’t mine. It was of course, a completely different make and model and not even the right color. Mind like a sieve…

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