Parsingtime

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Fashion

Posted by parsingtime on September 16, 2008

It’s fashion week. I’m never going to be fashionable.

A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection ...

Darth Vader is in, Princess Leia is out.

A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection ...

This is really made for the Olympic ping pong players. You’ll never have to find your balls.

A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection ...

Wearing endangered animals on your chest will not only show people how much you care about these poor creatures but also scare any small children you might come into contact with.

A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection ...

Perfect first date outfit on mars.

A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection ...

Always remember to match your head accessories with your eye wear. And purses are so last year. Stuffed animals stolen from your 5 year old are totally the way to go as long as they match the rest of your outfit

A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection ...

No one is wearing real fur. PETA must be thrilled. The model looks thrilled.

A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection ...

Oh wait, Princess Leia is still in. My mistake. I just would like to know where my cell phone and wallet goes in the red squirrel?

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One Response to “Fashion”

  1. Emilia said

    I’m struggling to come up with a suitable comment. Red Darth Vader helmets and ping pong balls are out of my league. They’d go over real well here in Deep East Texas.

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