Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Happy Valentines

Posted by parsingtime on February 14, 2008

Husband had hiccups last night. He came to bed with hiccups and every time he hiccuped the bed shook.

He had them for an hour. THE BED SHOOK EVERY TWELVE SECONDS.

Then I had the thought that maybe he might have them forever because I remembered reading some article about a man who had hiccups for two years straight.

Then I thought, and people I’m not proud of this: I can’t be married to a man who has hiccups forever. How will I sleep?

Those vows were for better or worse not for better or worse and even if you are a raving lunatic because you can’t sleep because your Husband has hiccups.

Vows need to be more specific.

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