More Annoyed than Amused

That Episiotomy Hurt

Posted by parsingtime on September 26, 2007

Headline: Mom Births 17 Pound Baby.

Just look at the kid on the right. That kid is seriously freaked out. She’s just been born and her eye sight is fuzzy but even that new born kid totally realizes that the kid on the left could sit on her and kill her. I think the 17lb baby’s arms are bigger than the other kids thighs.


Mother of God. These are the sorts of photos that make me take birth control with religious fervor.

Also, what’s up with the lack of umbilical cord? Did knife wielding smurfs cut them off?


2 Responses to “That Episiotomy Hurt”

  1. Amy said

    How does a person give birth to a 17-lb baby?? You know how guys always wince when they see videos of kids bopping their dads in a not-so-nice area with a toy bat or something? I’m feeling that way now.

  2. Emilia said

    She had a C-Section. Instead of an episiotomy, they sliced through all of her abdominal muscles and then sewed them back together again. The other kid looks afraid the big one might eat her!

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