Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Dear Husband

Posted by parsingtime on February 18, 2007

Dear Husband,

Leaving one sheet of toilet paper on the roll is not acceptable. The token female of the apartment needs more than one sheet. Just put a new roll on, okay? In return I promise never to show you the UNUSED tampon box that freaks you out so much. Because that is clearly worse than leaving someone stranded with one sheet of toilet paper.

Also, that mustache you think is so funny? It needs to go away. I plan on withholding food, sex and anything else I can think of until it disappears. It is scary and gross and I refuse to put up with it.

Sincerely,

Wife, aka She who finds facial hair a deal-breaker, especially disgusting mustaches.

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