Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Adventures of Person One and Person Two

Posted by parsingtime on November 5, 2006

This is an old “fictional” story, I wrote it and forgot to post it.  

1:30am an apartment in a city

Person 1: returns from an evening out.(banging and flushing heard by Person 2)
Person 2: (from bed) Did you have fun tonight?
Person 1: Uhh muhh
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: shot. sequiza. Don’t feel good.
Person 2: You drank tequila? (internally thinking, you don’t like Tequila and it makes you  crazy and holy sh*t, I’ve never heard you slur your words ever)
Person 1: uh (general moaning sounds)
Person 2: You aren’t going to throw up are you? I’m going to be upset if you throw up in bed.
Person 1: uh….muh
Person 2: (gets up, gets water and a trash can with a new plastic liner). Okay here is some water and a trash can. Don’t throw up on the bed
Person 1: uh…
Person 2: (trying to sleep, and thinking, is Person 1 going to moan like that all night?) (Moaning stops around 3am. Person 2 becomes worried that Person 1 has stopped breathing. Person 2 put’s a hand near Person 1’s mouth. Doesn’t feel breath. Puts hand on Person 1’s chest, ahh breathing).
Person 2: (6am) I haven’t slept all night because I thought you were dying.
Person 1: uh, I feel terrible.

Indeed.

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