Parsingtime

More Annoyed than Amused

Don’t mess with my sugar

Posted by parsingtime on November 2, 2006

Husband came home today and I was talking about how I was craving dessert. He gave me a look that suggested dessert surrounded him at some point very recently. Seemingly, he was “hungry” and had a cupcake in the afternoon. At this point Husband says the cupcake was really big so in order to reduce his caloric intake he shared the cupcake WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. A cupcake….sweet delicious yummy cake with icing and he shared it with someone other than his wife, a woman he knows LOVES DESSERT MORE THAN MOST THINGS IN LIFE (I mean seriously, in a battle between Husband and Kelly’s Grandma’s coconut cream pie, I might choose the pie). The other woman was a section mate and married and blah blah blah, but that doesn’t matter, he could share dessert with his sister over me and it would be the same stab in my heart.

The dessert trust in this marriage is dead to me. D E A D, I tell you.

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3 Responses to “Don’t mess with my sugar”

  1. Tiembo said

    is the dessert doghouse made out of graham crackers and icing?

  2. Carol said

    I dare he! If Boyfriend does it to me, I would vow to start sharing yummy hotdogs and steaks with other men!

  3. Emilia said

    How long is he sleeping on the couch?

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