I had a dream, but not a good one
Posted by parsingtime on November 16, 2009
I had a weird dream last night.
What happened.
Well I was playing baseball but it was different from regular baseball.
It was softball?
What? No. It wasn’t softball. It was baseball but when the batter came up to hit they got into an open aired space craft, like in the cartoons, and went up the air and the ball was pitched straight up and the hitter hit it even higher. And on the field all the people run around the diamond getting lots of runs. And if your team caught the ball you could pitch it up in the air again the hitter in the aircraft could hit it again and you could get more runs. But then when it fell to the ground it turned into a donut and Britney Spears ate it and the game was over.
What? Did you parse about this?
No, why would I parse about this?
So they would know you take hallucinatory drugs.
Emilia said
You always have had strange dreams…