Lip Licking

Only really weird or gross men hit on me.  It is unfortunate because it does nothing for my ego.

While riding the BART on Thursday some random homeless looking guy sitting across the aisle and one row in front of me took out a camera pointed it toward me and started taking photographs. Somewhere out there I’m sure I’m on an Indian girls wearing sunglasses porn site.

Then the man in front of me (seeing what the other guy had done) turned around and looked, turned back to face forward and then turned his whole body so he was facing me. He then licked his lips (I get the heebie jeebies just thinking about the lip licking) and said:

Hey baby, you so beautiful. I cain’t speak to your intelligence but you all that and that and somethin’ going on.

Me in my brilliance was like uh thanks, while thinking does this man think I’m going to get off with him at his stop? Has this line worked in the past? I am totally making the real estate agent drive me back to the city.