Spam

From my Spam Box:

Subject: Michelle Obama cheats with McCane

These spammers really need to read the news so that they can at least spell their email smut correctly. People should have more pride in their jobs.

Also, sometimes I get spam messages from myself (my name at least) saying that my wife has hot naked photos waiting for me.  I then have to wonder how it’s possible that I have a hot wife I don’t know about.

And lastly, I received this today:

just want to say sorry for the rude mail earlier. i was upset and how wouldnot be rejection. any way, i dont want to be mad at any one and yeah we could have been friends but it looks like you have so many of them and do not need any new one. i am sure you are a nice person and  dont care about the apology , but sorry any way. 

There is a girl in London who has my same name and her email address is similar and every so often I get messages intended for her. Usually they have been work related emails but not today. Seems like someone had a little crush on her and she let him down. I emailed him back to tell him he got the wrong email address. Poor kid, but perhaps he would have better luck with her if he learned to write real sentences.

Edit: The kid wrote me back.  I say kid because he wrote back like an email is a text. I want to make some sort of edict stating that no child of mine will write in text but I know that one would probably come back to bite me in the ass. Plus it totally makes me sound like an old lady.